The Secret is to Bang the Rocks Together
m'wha? g'way. am day-dreaming. is nice dream. has pretty boys in it.
PING PING PING!!!
PIN-no, wait, that's just the plot of Masque of Mandragora ¡pop!
PING! PI- ················ -NG!PING!
All the books on that subject are in the not for loan section
BLEEP! BLEEPITY BLEEPITY BLEEP.
ping? PING! PING!!!! PIN- no, BLEEP, that's Masque again.
ping? + ping?
(This is not my brain on acid, this is what a brainstormer of an idea looks like.)