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Level 5 includes gloomy in the definition of types of people cast there which made me think of Eeyore and his gloomy patch. You can really see him floating in the Styx "gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn" (according to The Divine Comedy*). Well, he'd probably be saying "I was bounced" whilst spinning slowly round in the stream.
Now I'm thinking that Christopher Robin et al are playing Pooh sticks during that story. And Eeyore would end up in the Styx. Hmmmmm...is The House at Pooh Corner a reworking of The Divine Comedy? No, don't answer that...
*that's Dante's Divine Comedy, obviously, not Neil Hannon's. Although now I'm getting unhelpful mental images of Eeyore singing Generation Sex.
Meanwhile, in a galaxy far far away...
:: how jedi are you? ::
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